prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
roseelliemclean: Things are the way they are for a reason
mygorgeousarizona: I SET FIRE TO THE MAINE POURED GASOLINE ALL OVER JOHN’S FACE WATCHED HIM BURN LET JOHN DIE WHILE KENNEDY SAT AND CRIEEEEEED, OH WHYYYYY
cigarrettenickelsen: quill-and-parchment replied to your post: quill-and-parchment replied to… NIKKIIIIIIIIIIII YOU’RE KILLING ME. MAI GAD.
Urban Outfitters & American Apparel
mrsrright: First time to UO Me: OMG! I see this store evey where must be really good and cheap! Few minutes later Me: People must be really rich these days… First time in AA Me: All the stuff are so cute, must buy!! …boobies. Couple minutes later Me: This much for a normal skirt!? k bye, im out.
hotdamncarlospena: my mom doesn’t speak english very well and she thinks procrastination is the same as masturbation so she comes home, asks me why i’m still up and so i tell her i’m trying to finish a report i put off because i procrastinate too much next thing i knew she was spraying me with holy water and reciting passages from the bible
WHEN I SEE MY ROOMMATES FROM COLLEGE AGAIN
alivewiththegloryoflove: howdoiputthisgently: how i’ll feel in about two weeks from now.