April 2012
prospitheir:
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
roseelliemclean:
Things are the way they are for a reason
mygorgeousarizona:
I SET FIRE TO THE MAINE
POURED GASOLINE ALL OVER JOHN’S FACE
WATCHED HIM BURN LET JOHN DIE
WHILE KENNEDY SAT AND CRIEEEEEED, OH WHYYYYY
cigarrettenickelsen:
quill-and-parchment replied to your post: quill-and-parchment replied to…
NIKKIIIIIIIIIIII YOU’RE KILLING ME. MAI GAD.
Urban Outfitters & American Apparel
mrsrright:
First time to UO
Me: OMG! I see this store evey where must be really good and cheap!
Few minutes later
Me: People must be really rich these days…
First time in AA
Me: All the stuff are so cute, must buy!! …boobies.
Couple minutes later
Me: This much for a normal skirt!? k bye, im out.
hotdamncarlospena:
my mom doesn’t speak english very well and she thinks procrastination is the same as masturbation
so she comes home, asks me why i’m still up
and so i tell her i’m trying to finish a report i put off because i procrastinate too much
next thing i knew she was spraying me with holy water and reciting passages from the bible
WHEN I SEE MY ROOMMATES FROM COLLEGE AGAIN
alivewiththegloryoflove:
howdoiputthisgently:
how i’ll feel in about two weeks from now.
